Ramblings of a Dutchy in California

In April 2003 I traded my hometown of Haarlem, Netherlands, for the San Francisco Bay Area and a career in tech journalism and high-tech public relations. But work isn't the only reason I like the area, as you'll see on this blog, which will primarily have photos and some personal thoughts.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Beach Scenes At Boca Grande, Colombia

Prepare to be assaulted the moment you set foot on Boca Grande Beach near Cartagena de Indias, Colombia. It is a physical assault, but not by gangsters or mobsters, instead by massage therapists looking to sell their services. They won't take "no" for an answer and will start massaging you even if you tell them to leave you alone. "Es un regalo" -- a present, they say. But before you know if you're getting the full massage and you will spend $10 or so being rubbed in with some cheap lotion. The massage isn't bad at all, quite good actually, but the assault is a bit of an experience.

The pushy massage therapists are just the start. Once you park yourself in a chair on the beach a veritable parade of peddlers will come by. You can buy sun glasses, towels, T-shirts, fruit plates, ceviches, full lunches, ice creams, beers, tours, smokes and more from your lazy position on the beach. It is quite comfortable to sit there, but don't think you will be left in peace for long. A tip, take a book and at least pretend to be reading from it and you will be left alone by the hawkers.

Here are some shots from the beach, taken by my dad "Latino" Benno

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5 Comments:

  • At December 22, 2009 7:42 AM , Blogger R. said...

    Don't make such a big deal of it. Just simply say "No Thank You" in Spanish. They will go on to the next person. You are on their turf so roll with it, they are doing business to try & make a living.

     
  • At December 26, 2009 3:51 AM , Anonymous Eefke said...

    Kerst vieren op het strand, klinkt best goed vanuit het natte Nederland. Veel plezier met de familie! Fijne kerst!

     
  • At December 26, 2009 3:48 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I want to quote your post in my blog. It can?
    And you et an account on Twitter?

     
  • At December 27, 2009 7:41 AM , Blogger Joris Evers said...

    Hi Anonymous -- Feel free to quote and link. My twitter feed is twitter.com/jorisevers

     
  • At December 27, 2009 7:44 AM , Blogger Joris Evers said...

    Hello R -- The first time we went to the beach, they wouldn't take "no" for an answer, in Spanish, English, or whatever other language. The second time they knew that we were on to their tricks and they didn't bother us at all. People should be aware of the "free trial massage" trick and just tell the massage ladies to take a hike. (Don't even tell them you may want a massage later, because they won't go away, they will start their "trial" trick instead.)

     

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